Large Labia are the Latest Sensation
The love of Large Luscious Labia is the latest sensation sweeping Canada.
Thousands of people are searching the internet for labia.
The word "labia" is singular. "labium" is the plural. So guys when you are at school and the drunk slutty teacher and her assistant are spreading their legs dont say "Oh Wow! Look at those labias". The correct phrase is "Oh Wow! Look at the labium".
This will get you higher marks in English class.
I know it doesn't apply to many people but if you had two vulvas you still couldnt use the phrase "Look at my Labias!" because it would be gramatically incorrect. Latin words ending in "ia" are made plural with a "ium". "media" and "medium" are an example.
I thought my audience was into massage and pretty college girls but my web stats indicate the visitors of my site truly crave labia and lots of them.
Its almost 2012 and the trends are clear. Vaginas are out. Clits are out. Vulvas are out. Labium are in!!!!
Not sure if it is "love" "lust" or "jealousy" involved.
Obviously some strong emotion of some sort.
The increase in Labia interest in a recent thing. I am not aware of Lagy Gaga, Michelle Obama or Oprah Winfrey showing off their labia but that would certainly explain the surge in interest.
Or perhaps it's something in popular culture. Did Harry Potter get attacked by a witch with a wicked labia?
Did someone on Glee recite a poem referring to that long lost Journey song "Don't Stop Believin' in Your Labia"?
There simply has to be an explanation for the recent intense interest in labia.
You gotta admit there hasn't been much discussion about labia in governnment or on television.
Wouldn't it have been great had Laverne and Shirley discussed their labia more. Instead of "Hey", the Fonz could have said "Hey Labia" or just "Labia"
Instead of "Potzie" the character could have been called "Labia" and Ralph Malph could have been called "Vagina".
The possibilities are endless.
The interest in labias is quite specific.
People are searching for "large labias", "sexy labias", "celebrity labias" and "big labia".
The search "Karl Marx analyzes the role of the labia" just isn't happening.
Neither is "Fun family games involving labium" isnt common either.
Just in case you're not sure about labia, I will quote from Wikipedia
The labia are anatomical structures that are part of the female genitalia;
they are the major externally visible portions of the vulva.
In humans, there are two pairs of labia: the outer labia, or labia majora are larger and fattier,
while the labia minora are folds of skin often concealed within the outer labia.
The labia surround and protect the clitoris and the openings of the vagina and urethra.
Hopefully I will be upload a labia photograph soon to add some colour to this page.
Ladies. Feel free to send some in.
Another important activity regarding labium is surgery.
Many women get them reduced with labia reduction surgery.
On the same day that millions of men are searching for large labia, hundreds of women are getting them cut off and thrown into the garbage. Same thing for oversized breasts. What is good for the goose, may not be good for the gander.
Here is some info on Toronto Trim.
Below is the text of an article, New hot cosmetic
surgery for women, from the
Toronto Globe and Mail, Tuesday, 10 November 1998 by Krista Foss,
At Dr. Robert Stubbs' office, they call it the Toronto
For the past 12 years, women have come to him from all over
North America to have their labia minora -- the flaps of skin
that form the lips of a woman's genitalia and surround the clitoris
and vaginal opening -- reduced.
It's not a cosmetic alteration that ranks up there in popularity
with breast augmentation, but recently Dr. Stubbs has been performing
the surgery more than ever -- as often as once a month.
A recent issue of Cosmopolitan magazine declared that "sexual-enhancement"
surgery such as labiaplasty and vaginal tightening (which Dr.
Stubbs also performs) is the hottest trend in plastic surgery.
Dr. Stubbs, a plastic surgeon, chalks up interest in labiaplasty
to a prevailing hyperesthetic: after all the benchmarks of beauty
have been obtained -- Barbie Doll breasts, youthful face, sporty
thighs -- it appears that for a certain segment of female society,
tidy genitals are worth the $1,500 to $2,500 price tag. If the
labia are oversized, asymetrical, too loose or triangular, they
don't measure up to the ideal and are a candidate for cutting.
But esthetic motives are only half the story, according to
Jane (not her real name), who called from somewhere in the United
States and wouldn't say where.
The 37-year-old athletic professional said she recently flew
to Toronto and had the operation for reasons that were 50% esthetic
and 50% physical.
Oversized labia are uncomfortable, Jane said. "I experienced
physical discomfort during sex. And I would feel pinching while
riding a bike or a horse."
Indeed, Dr. Stubbs said clients for this procedure usually
fall into one of two groups: the 25- to 35-year-old trophy wives
of sports figures for whom the sexual and physiological ideal
is the price of entry into that world, and women of all ages who
have abnormally large labia that may be interfering with their
sexual confidence and performance.
Dr. Stubbs said some women's labia are so large that they get
caught in the process of penetration, causing pain during sex.
In other cases, the labia completely cover the clitoris in a hood
of skin. "Some women report to me they have had an orgasm
for the first time after I have unhooded the clitoris. When they
complained about their sex lives to other doctors, they are often
told just to try a new position," he said.
Did sexy looks or the quest for better sexual function spawn
the Toronto Trim? In a culture where everything, including the
genitals, are affected by the exacting scrutiny of the look-see
1990s, it cannot help be both.
"It's another exploitation of body image," said Toronto-based
sex therapist Joan Marsman. "But there are people who will
want this surgery so strongly, it's hard to say it isn't right
Though anonymous, Jane is neither squeamish nor apologetic.
"I'm not a person that's insecure," she said. "But
if something can be done, and you have the money, what's the big
Long Live Luscious Labia!
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